Instapundit links to a site owned by someone who wants you to donate money so she can get breast augmentation. Since you care about my every comment, here's what I wrote in her guestbook (she's probably not going to print it, but anyway):

I have large breasts. Unfortunately, they're man-breasts. Underneath the flab, there are pectoral muscles, it's just that they're covered with a layer of flab. I can independently flex my pecs too.

By the way, I'm sure you're chest is quite sexy. You shouldn't feel bad about it. Show it off! How about a picture for your homepage?

I overstated the man-flabbiness of my man-teats, but I can actually flex them independently.